In Her Own Words
About her
Darn it, I've been trying to avoid people getting to know me much of my life and I have no idea why I'm signing up to an online site when I prefer to meet people through encounters in real life but here I am plunging head first into the deep end with my arms raised over my head and feeling that sense of panic as my rubber ring shoots off over my head. If you see me moon jumping along the pool bottom, please alert a lifeguard. Don't ruin your favourite sandals.
I'm alright. Quite nice apart from the pending harassment charge. Seriously, a bit clingy when my parents had cancer both at once and I had PTSD from two muggings in a week long ago but the fainting goat videos say it all and its quite comical, really. Well, I'll revise after the case decision.
Fruitcake, mostly harmless, may have inspired Bridget Jones but actually now my parents are off living their best life, and I am such an attractive prospect (see above), I thought what more humiliation could happen (plenty). Let's do this. I'll try to tread softly. Feedback is I am quite highly regarded.
About her ideal match
Very strong sense of humour and patience.
Human, kind, warm, intelligent, perhaps more evolved than the houseplants I endeavoured to nurture that just nodded in appreciation without comment and sometimes flowered.
As Winnie the Pooh replied to Piglet's question of 'what are you looking forward to today?' 'Breakfast, lunch and dinner' came the reply. It would be nice to remember cantering among the foothills of the Hindukush or sledging down a German mountain or following the cows along the South American beach to the pizza hut before I start fossilising into a lady of a certain age wearing her best invisibility cloak. But they are so handy for quietly Amelie-ing through life.
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About her
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Birmingham, West Midlands, England | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
48 | |
Star sign: |
Pisces | |
Height: |
5' 5" (165cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Blonde | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage | |
Have children: |
No | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Ask me later | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Never | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Enough | |
Ethnicity: |
Ask me later | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
French; Other | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About her ideal match
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Europe | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age range: |
45 - 65 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 5" (164cm) - 6' 1" (186cm) | ||
Body type: |
Average | ||
Looks: |
Average | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
No | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Never | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Enough | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Protestant; Spiritual, but not religious |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
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